A Londoner and a Liverpool guy go into a pastry shop.
The Londoner whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.
The Londoner says to the Scouser, “You see how clever we are? You Scousers can never beat that!”
The Scouser says to the Londoner, “Watch dis, any Scouser is smarter dan you, and I’ll prove it to ya.”
He says to the baker, “Gimme a cookie, I’ll show ya a magic trick!”
The baker gives him the cookie, which the Scouser promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker, “Gimme anudder cookie for me magic trick.” The baker is getting suspicious, but he
gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again, “Gimme one more cookie…” The baker is getting
angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Scouser eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, “OK…and now where is your famous magic trick?”
The Scouser says…. “Now look in the Londoner’s pocket.